Office Creature #6: Homo Sapien

March 23, 2009 in office

"I brought millions to this company...you know... hahaha, fabulous!" (said it for the nth time)

No, this is not about the human beings, humans or man, but about homosexual officemates, but not all of them. Homo Sapiens are different. They are the ones who are under the illusion of being goddesses. This is not about their sexuality, preference or orientation, but their attitude. They have the right to brag about something, but the problem is they do it too much. Plus, they want to be spared all the time, but be given the attention they want. No one really understands them. They seem to be very self-indulgent. And talking about vanity, yes, they are vain. To Homo Sapiens, it seems that pleasing them is everybody’s privilege. Most of the time, people hate to approach them simply because they are mean. They like to bitch out because it makes them feel good. Homo Sapiens could be the wisest human or most knowledgeable human in the office, but who really cares? They should realize that not everyone gives a damn if they’re capable of everything. And because they are educated, Homosapiens think that their colleagues are just lower primates. If one Homo Sapien claims to be straight or denies the fact that he sucks dick or feels that there isn’t any sign of gayness with him, but acts like a screaming faggot all the time, then it’s another story.

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