Office Creature #2: Credit Card
Taking the credit... card.
Credit Card is the new definition of plastic. I have so many encounters with creatures like Credit Cards. They are the ones unnoticed because like the thin credit cards, they are well situated for oblivion. Because they are unnoticed, they are free to say and do anything. And even if you begin to notice their presence, you won’t still realize that they cause harm. What does the word ‘credit’ have to do with this creature? It is because I am pertaining to the people who do less work but take too much credit. When you have them in the office, beware for they might take away your chance on getting to the top. Your increase and promotion will remain impossible with them around. Lucky you if they only keep swiping for their own purposes because most often than not, Credit Cards are also Ass Kissers and ManComs. Once they get the promotion, they’ll become Power Trippers.
More Office Creatures (Mancoms and Power Trippers) coming soon…
Sound off. Speak out. Criticize. Make a fuss. Whine. Bitch. 
October 27, 2008 at 4:43 am
I must say, there certainly are a lot of these. Say hello to evolution. Where do the creatures spawn from? How is the evolutionary pathway taken? What are the various pathways taken by the creatures as they go along? Well… so many question… no answers… yet.
Well, Credit Cards certainly exist in this world. It’s just sad that these creatures get up there by ‘charging’ against other creatures.
Looking forward to the next creature. Why not make an evolutionary tree linking all the creatures. Later!! Trippin’ out!
October 27, 2008 at 6:12 am
i’ve seen these creatures in their natural habitat, and they never cease to amaze me! these creatures are as proud as lions, but are as dumb as donkeys yet they act like gods. funny little critters=)they always brighten up the office (if they are not there).