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Kissing ass, literally..
An Ass Kisser’s favorite past time is to kiss ass, but this creature is very unique. It has a great sense of selecting the best ass there is. Their early stage is called a Teacher’s Pet. As they grow old, they will evolve and will soon develop and improve their ass-kissing skills. If you’re the boss and you want to keep your ass wet all the time, make sure you have at least one Ass Kisser in your unit. They will make you feel good and great because of the sensation of their ass-kisses. In a day’s work, you won’t feel tired and weary because the Ass Kisser keeps on lifting your spirit up by simply kissing your ass. During dilemmas, an Ass Kisser is a remedy for they are filled with positivity. They will keep on telling you that everything you did was supreme, impeccable and pristine, though at the back your mind, what you really did was stupid. At least, you found a friend in an Ass Kisser’s stupid company. Ass Kissers aren’t bad at all, are they? They are, if you’re not the boss.
More Office Creatures coming soon…
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